The Strolling Bones
This and That
Saturday, 18 April 2026
A Rich Tapestry
Monday, 13 April 2026
Good Times
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Wednesday, 8 April 2026
Smart Arse
I did a little garden job first thing in the morning for an old lady and on my drive back went over the bridge and stopped for a recce.
Nothing. Bit strange.
I went a mile upstream and got the bins out. Difficult to see with a light south easterly blowing. Was that a fish? Focusing in on the spot, another movement. Definitely a fish.
Wellies and jacket on, rod grabbed and a couple of minutes later my fly lands in exactly the right spot, about two foot from the shore. It happens sometimes !
Less than five minutes later I was admiring a nice thin lip. One cast is all it took.
Home for coffee by 10.00 , with a few quid and a fish in the bag. I wish every day would start like that.
Wednesday, 1 April 2026
In The Bag
The wind dropped. Me and Bazza walked along the upper tidal, on the look out for mullet and here and there were pockets of fish in good numbers.
I returned in the evening and wangled the first fish of the year out on the fly, the fight slow, long and relentless.
A very young looking fish of around 3.5lb.
A good start. We just need some good weather now and it'll be perfect.
Wednesday, 25 March 2026
Carnage
The wind swung round to the south west and increased in strength. Nothing too bad and combined with hazy skies what you would think were perfect fishing conditions.
I'll keep it short.
A bream to start, then a big ide. Nice, we're going to have a mixed bag ? Wrong.
After that, a large proportion of the bream population of the entire Rhine system took up residence in mine and Bully's swims. Fished long, come in short, the result was the same.
No roach anywhere. Not surprising, who'd want to be in the middle of that lot ?
It was fun seeing the tip go round and playing the fish, some went quite well. The unhooking, less so, balancing on the rocks with a big snotty lump.
As the light faded they switched off. Same as yesterday.
For a while it was totally dead, but just before it was pitch black I had a mad ten minutes, landing roach of a pound, just over 2lb and 2lb 5oz.
It had been a mad day. Twenty six bream between 7 and 8lb, two big ide and three roach to 2lb 5oz. Bully had around twenty big bream and a fish he said looked like a rudd but had two spikey spurs on the dorsal fin. I reckon he's been shaamokin' da big fat Dutch doobie.
We calculated that lot came to well over 300lb.
Crashed out in the van drinking beer and eating bread, cheese, nuts, chocolate and anything that didn't need cooking. We were wiped out and fished out.
Tuesday, 24 March 2026
Ah Mr Bream....
Sunday, 22 March 2026
Chilling and Opportunism
We had two good days on the roach at the "new" spot, a free park up and in a stunning environment too.
However, we were out of water and the bog was full, so we headed a few miles down river to a old town where two canals feed in to the Waal. Fishing right on your doorstep too.
After a idy up and a shower we headed into town for a meal, but not before Bully was kitted out in one of my T shirts, socks and skids ( washed ), as he'd somehow lost his clothes. It was a bit like when you forgot your PE kit at school and had to choose stuff from the lost property box and ended up wearing hideous black plimsolls and shorts three sizes too big.
A great alfresco meal in the sun, then back to the van for a kip, then out zandering.
We tried with lure rods for an hour with no success, both spotted fish rolling a hundred yards upriver. Lots of them and they looked roachy to me.
Quick dash back to the van, luckily only two minutes away, grabbed the gear and just as the sun was setting made the first cast.
Four feeder fulls of bait and next cast a bite. Lovely roach around the pound.
Next cast something bigger. It felt very, very heavy and as it surfaced the red fins gave the game away. In the net it went, scales out and Bully on the camera.
2lb 14oz and a reward for observation and being a hungry bastard.
I can't wait to give it a proper go tomorrow evening.































