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The Strolling Bones
This and That
Wednesday, 4 March 2026
Making Hay
Saturday, 28 February 2026
Just Down The Road
Van in for MOT and I'd left all my tackle in it too. Cobbled together some bits and pieces, including a ridiculous landing net with a one foot handle and, most importantly, a bucket of mash.
Travelling ultra light I walked the two or so miles to the river, along quiet footpaths, away from the madding crowd.
Half dozen swims were baited with a generous helping of mash and first cast in a "banker" swim the tip dropped back. Missed of course.
For the next couple of hours I had bites in almost all the swims, some hit and some missed, ending up with five decent
chub to around 4lb.
At dusk, the rain clouds gathered, so I packed up and headed back through the mud and puddles, with the sound of geese and wildfowl calling from the floodplains.
Thursday, 26 February 2026
Land of the Giants
Barry the Mullet Man text me about 08.00, saying he'd had an 8lb 4oz bream and a 5lb 13oz chub in the first hour. What a start.
The river he was fishing is in my self imposed "exclusion zone" and I've only fished it twice in my life. The reason for this is my absolute hatred of the drive there, only forty minutes, but along the worst road in the world.
Come down and see me said Bazza. I "ooooh'd" and "arrrr'd" and by the time I'd decided to go it was midday.
I text him. "Where are you?"
"A bit further upstream" he said.
I walked and walked. No sign of him. Nothing.
No matter. I selected a couple of likely looking breamy spots, a slow, straight, deep stretch with far side cover and deposited seed, dead maggots and corn with the feeder. Not much though, maybe four or five small feeder fulls.
I tackled up with my "catch anything" rig ( anything decent that is ) of 8lb line, size 10 Guru super strong hook, worm hookbait and a very small cage feeder. That would give me chance of a bream, chub, perch or even a rogue carp. In theory anyway.
First swim, no activity, so after half hour I moved into next one. Couple of rattles, looked like small chub to me. Re baited, more small rattles, so I struck, whereupon the clutch shrieked and a very powerful fished surged downstream, towards some far bank snags.
Piling on the pressure, I turned it and gained some control. It could only be one thing, a carp. After a few minutes plodding around I netted it, an immaculate common of around 20lb. I say "around 20lb" as my batteries in the scales were flat.
I know, schoolboy error.
Whatever, it was a clonking fish.
I rebaited, left it a while and next cast had a decent chub. That'll do.
By now it was getting dark and still no sign of Bazza. More texts, no reply.
Just as dark was descending a made out a headlight. There he was.
" I walked a bit further that I intended" he said.
You don't say ?
A really enjoyable day with some cracking fish.
The other two blokes fishing both had very big fish, one a 6.10 chub and the other a 22lb pike.
Blimey, you don't get that on my local river.
Wednesday, 25 February 2026
Let There Be Light
Up at six, walked down stairs without the light on....what's going on ? Poked my head out the door. Not cold. Clear sky. Dry.
Quick cup of tea, boots on, out the door for a walk. It was like a heavy, grey veil had been lifted after months of depressing nothingness.
Colour returned, the birds were singing and General Winter was on his way out. Good riddance.
Social
Met up with Bureboi Baines on Monday for a session on the local river.
Mild as forecast and the river looked lovely, if a little pacey.
Wak was shocked when he looked in the back of my van at what he felt was a lack of order and cleanliness. Looked alright to me.
Still a bit of water on the flood plains, Wak gingerly manoeuvred himself through the deeper bits and started off in a "banker" swim. A nice chub on the quiver quickly followed.
I, on the other hand found trotting extremely difficult and after an hour had a break.
After putting the world to rights, specifically on VAR ( get rid ) and Mandleson ( ditto ), trotting commenced, resulting in three nice chub.
Also found a dead cormorant, congratulations to the otter or whatever killed it.
Before Waaaak made his long drive home, I gave him a very tasty wrap from said van. An hour later I had a text saying he was eating the wrap and narrowly avoided getting a mouthful of an escaped brandling . Maybe it does need a clean.
Friday, 20 February 2026
Times Are A Changin'
The weather is, at last, changing.
We're promised double figure temperatures almost all of next week. About time, it's been bloody awful.
With that in mind, two spots were prebaited with seed and maize.
The first spot received a light scattering of seed in the still margins of a wide pool, the fast water flowing much further out.
The deep mill pond received a barage of rock hard grapefruit sized soil balls packed with goodies.
Next week we'll see if there's anything in residence and willing to feed.
Get out there and fill yer boots, only a couple of weeks left.























